Why am I bothering to write this stuff?

Had enough? More stuff, less fluff…basically.

I am eternally frustrated trying to write code and remember what the heck I am doing day to day in multiple languages. I can’t hope to keep all these little functional snippets in my head. I thought I would write them down, selfishly, so that I can remember what I’m doing. My other motivation is so that you too can easily find bits of code to help what you’re writing. I am tired of having to wade through all the commentary and geek ego fluff that accompanies most tutorials and code snippets online. I am all about the quick and dirty, whiz-bang, let’s code it and move on, so I hope you find this as useful as I do, if not there is no refund on free content. Too bad for you, maniacal me…Muu…yeah, no way I’m finishing that laugh. I’ll leave it to Dr. Horrible (who has a PhD in horribleness I hear).

Let me be your…”codeboy” cause I don’t like homeboy as much.

If there is ever anything I can try to help you find, a snippet you don’t seem to be able to track down, email me and I will do my best to wrangle a bit of code for you. Anytime day or night, arwhyeighen@umwhatnow.com. This is a real address that I check daily, so send me something real, and I will let you know what I find for your AOCP (Absence Of Code Problem). Please don’t spam me or abuse me, cuz I have a really heavy ban-hammar and I don’t like getting it out for your run-of-the-mill moron. Cool? Cool.

Thanks for stopping by, happy hacking.